1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Anne Joseph

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Donald Joseph

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Kuhla . . ooo I like that one <3

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Olive Green Raccoon

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Port Jefferson

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning
The Orange Mr. Pibb . . o.O

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Laen . . how do you pronounce that??? Lain?

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Espresso Chip Thin Mints . . oh that is so gangsta

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
ok I have so many cats (12) which should I pick. .
Blaise Jones

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
I don't wear perfume. . . um, how about axe body spray, that stuff smells Awesome (aka orgasmic)
Axe Kit Kat

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Willie Echo . . haha willie